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Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results Warmth |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90% Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 46% Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 54% Liveliness ||||||||||||||| 46% Dutifulness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Social Assertiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Sensitivity ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Paranoia ||||||||||||||| 46% Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Introversion |||||||||||| 34% Anxiety ||||||||| 26% Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82% Independence |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Perfectionism ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Tension ||||||||||||||| 46%

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Cattell's 16 Factor Key

Factor: low score - high score

Warmth: cold, selfish - supportive, comforting

Intellect: instinctive, unstable - cerebral, analytical

Emotional Stability irritable, moody  - level-headed, calm

Aggressiveness modest, docile - controlling, tough

Liveliness somber, restrained - wild, fun loving

Dutifulness untraditional, rebellious - conforming, traditional

Social Assertiveness shy, withdrawn - uninhibited, bold

Sensitivity coarse, tough - touchy, soft

Paranoia trusting, easy going - wary, suspicious

Abstractness practical, regular -  strange, imaginative

Introversion open, friendly - private, quiet

Anxiety confident, self assured - fearful, self-doubting

Open-mindedness closeminded, set-in-ways - curious, exploratory

Independence outgoing, social - loner, craves solitude

Perfectionism disorganized, messy - orderly, thorough

Tension relaxed, cool - stressed, unsatisfied